I don’t mean to shock you … in fact you had better sit down … but I have made another great discovery.
Email.
Yes, yes, I am so untechnological it’s hard to live with myself but … I have just found the on/off switch in my Blogger menu that allows me, to allow you, which then allows your dearest friends, and so on and so forth, to pass around little bits of me electronically.
“Just what I always wanted,” you say.
I do what I can.
So, let me draw your attention to the little tiny envelope perched ever so smugly at the bottom of each post. Email. So much better than snail mail. See, the email envelope even looks faster, with its little arrow pointing off the page as though it had somewhere else it needed to be, yesterday, and you are holding it up by reading slow. Yes, very smug, I’m sure you will agree. Simply clicking on the baby envelope will allow you, gentle reader, to forward the link to this post or indeed any post the envelope is attached to, to any number of your friends … or enemies … you pick, who am I to judge? Your ‘cough’ persons of interest can be as entertained as you are … or thoughtlessly tortured beyond their wildest dreams. Depends.
Though how anyone could fit a couple words let alone a whole post inside such a small envelope is beyond me. Ah, the magic of the internet. Its sweet mystery amazes me.
I wonder if it knows how to change lead into gold?
2 comments:
... I think lead to gold is still a mystery, like the Caramilk secret.
Gold is good, but lead is still better for drains, flashing etc. Good Grief .... I am turning into my husband, I need retail therapy EXPENSIVE retail therapy ...
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